"Your child has been exposed to pinworm."
You can start screaming now. I wasn't going to post again today, but one kid is at the pinwom filled school and the other is napping. I'm breaking in between rounds of sanitizing everything. Now, Aaron does not have pinworm (that I know of.) Some kids from the lower class have it. No one in Aaron's class has been diagnosed, but the kids that do have it were visiting Aaron's class last week. Also, I have a thumb sucker. Needless to say, I will be getting out ye ole flashlight out and checking his butt tonight after he goes to sleep. Apparently pinworm only comes out to play at night. Gag me with a fucking spoon.
Speaking of butts, on our ride into school Aaron starts singing,
"Butt, buuuttttt, butt, butt, buuuuutttttttt!"
"Aaron, I am so tired of you using the word butt all the time." (and fart, poop, etc..)
"But moooo-oom, I'm not saying butt, b-u-t-t, I'm saying but, b-u-t."
Smart ass.
(are you feeling itchy yet?)