Confessions and Product Placement
1. My left boob is smaller than my right. (Heh.......you really wanted to know that right?)
2. These? Kick ass. Go buy them now.
3. So do Bagel-fuls. Get the cinnamon ones. I no longer have to fight Aaron in the morning to eat breakfast. He ASKS for them people. AND? They're surprisingly not that bad for you.
4. Kaytabug and I are planning a little bloggy meet up in June. You know you want to join us. (Ah-hem...Beckie.) Let me know if you're interested. We will be SHOPPING! And DRINKING! And MORE DRINKING!
5. I am going to get online ordained so I can marry the great AFF and the Burgh. Only $19.95! I can marry you too, if ya want. However, I will charge more for the Elvis costume.
6. I need to redo my Linky Love page. If I read you and you're not on the list, or want to be on the list, lemme know and I will add you. (See how I'm making you do all the work? Brilliance on my part.)
7. The old house still isn't up for sale yet. I have 1 more coat of paint to put on in the kitchen and the floor to be placed and then the FUCKER IS DONE.
8. I can't wear any jewelry that isn't 100% silver/gold or else my skin turns green.
9. Let's see if I can bore you to #10.
10. I have to pee.
ahhhh. i 'm not on your list. you read me, right? you love me, right? i'm paranoid, right?
oh... and WHERE are you and k meeting up? i swear i'd sell my youngest child to raise the money to get there.
Posted by: the planet of janet | May 07, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Where is your linky love page? That list was endlessly fascinating. Ahem. Okay, maybe the fascination had an end. ;)
Posted by: Jen (aaron-n-jen.com) | May 07, 2008 at 10:24 AM
LMAO at Janet!
If I do not loose at least 10 lbs in the next month there will be no shopping for my fat ass. I'll just come along for the exercise!
As for your list... I don't need your stinkin' list! ;)
Posted by: kaytabug | May 07, 2008 at 10:28 AM
Hi, I've been reading you for a few weeks but this is my first comment!
Those Bagel-fuls look totally yummy. I'm going to have to buy them at the store the next time I go shopping!
I have the same problem as #8. Actually, I'm allergic to anything that isn't real (I have a nickel allergy). Man, I just had a great idea - I should tell my husband that I'm allergic to anything but platinum and diamonds!
Posted by: Dooneybug | May 07, 2008 at 11:17 AM
You guys live too damn far away from me. Besides if you met me it would ruin my image.
Posted by: Beckie | May 07, 2008 at 12:44 PM
I'M NOT ON YOUR LIST!!! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!
I feel so rejected *sniff, sniff*. Thank God I don't wear mascara or I'd look like Gene Simmons right now... ;)
Thanks for siding with me on my new layout. I'm liking it more and more. It's my blog and if I want it to be puke orange, then, dammit, puke orange it will be!
Posted by: SwampAngel65 | May 07, 2008 at 02:05 PM
I have to pee too.
Posted by: Karmyn R | May 07, 2008 at 04:02 PM
#1. TMI...lol
#2. I will have to try these...they sound YUM-O!
#3. I hate cinnamon =) I know I'm weird!
#4. Where are yall going to drink and shop and drink?
#5. This freaking CRACKS me up!!! Mr. "S" was talking about doing this...HE HE HE
#6. If I'm not there add me!!! I added you =) lol
#7. I know you will be so happy to have the FUCKER done!!! I wished I could say that about our house!!! I would be one HAPPY BITCH!!!
#8. My skin turns green too!!!
#9. You didn't bore me!!!
#10. Once again...TMI!!! lol
Posted by: Jeannie | May 07, 2008 at 04:16 PM
It's going to be such a gorgeous ceremony. Thank you for officiating!
Posted by: Burgh Baby | May 07, 2008 at 04:24 PM
11. Karmyn's Baby Shower is Friday.
Posted by: Swampy | May 07, 2008 at 07:07 PM
Hmm. My right boob is bigger than the left. And, when I breastfed, I called them Fred & Ethel. Fred was mannish & didn't produce. Ethel was a MAMA.
I am asking in advance for the Blue Suede Shoes Package, please. My wedding to Burgh would not be complete without a woman Elvis officiant.
Posted by: anglophilefootballfanatic | May 07, 2008 at 07:24 PM
Also, where are you meeting? I might need to crash the party.
Posted by: anglophilefootballfanatic | May 07, 2008 at 07:25 PM
My left boob is smaller too. Quite a bit more since I had Amy and breastfed for so long.
I don't have either of those products to buy here.
Actually, what is a bagel? I have never had one.
Posted by: Veronica | May 08, 2008 at 06:53 AM
Aw man, I would love to meet you and Kaytabug in person. But I live in Atlanta and I doubt y'all are meeting near Atlanta. Don't y'all want to come to Atlanta sometime? It's hot and very full of mosquitos during the summer. Doesn't that sound lovely and inviting?
Posted by: Sauntering Soul | May 09, 2008 at 05:40 PM